May 2013
lanadelrevupthosefryers:
CUTE THINGS TO DO ON A FIRST DATE:
rob a daycare center
recite the first 100 digits of pi
fling poo at each other
play dodgeball in the middle of a restaurant
stare at each other for 5 days straight
ghostam:
How relationships work:
I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
April 2013